I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

8 hours ago with 100,438 notes


*organizes life at 3am*

1 day ago with 140,300 notes


i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

1 day ago with 624,755 notes


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